McEVIL

"Vulgus vult decepi
[The common people want to be deceived]"
- Roman Aristocratic Saying
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Masked men make off with Ronald McDonald
Montpellier, France (AP) - Four masked men in black-and-white costumes slipped past
customers and stole a Ronald McDonald statue from a McDonald's restaurant in
southern France.
Before making their escape Monday in a van with false license plates, the thieves
scrawled an anti-McDonald's message on the terrace of the fast food restaurant in
Saint-Jean-de-Vedas, outside the Mediterranean city of Montpellier, police said yesterday.
"Humanitarian intervention. Ronald McDonald rots away your guts and
pollutes your head. React. Deliver the planet from this blight" the thieves
wrote.
Police were investigating.
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