Home of the Nonviolent, Nonsensical Overthrow of Reality

HER ROYAL MAJESTY'S ELITE
ARMY OF STEVE


SO WHO ARE WE?

So by now, you're probably asking yourself "What's all this stuff about this Steve guy, Don Knotts and overthrowing reality?" Or maybe you're asking yourself "Is 'Friends' coming on soon?" If you're asking the latter, please leave this site immediately! Thank you.

However, if you are wondering what this is all about, allow us to take the time to clarify/confuse things for you:

We are Her Royal Majesty's Elite Army of Steve, the sworn protectors and propagators of the World of Cheese rallying behind the ultimate symbol of cheesiness - the great Don Knotts!

We have four main goals:

  1. The Nonviolent, Nonsensical Overthrow of Reality
  2. Make People Laugh
  3. Make People Think
  4. Have a Good Time Doing Items #1 through #3.

Note: The Army of Steve does not advocate the violent overthrow of government of the United State of America.


STEVE STUFF

So Who Are We (Extended)
More detailed introduction to the Army of Steve.

Army of Steve FAQ
Frequently Asked Questions about the Army of Steve.

We're All Steves Here
The who's who of the Army of Steve.

So You Want To Be A Steve?
How to join the Army of Steve.

Propoganda
Downloadable and printable Army of Steve materials to cover your neighborhood with.

Shmurkabyrble: The Book of Steve
The Army of Steve's Manifesto. Well, sort of...

Photo Album
Our finest moments captured on film to be cherished for generations to come.

Exploits
Read about the Army of Steve's wacky adventures.